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A 2008 Campaign Quiz.

A 2008 Campaign Quiz. - by Paul Slansky

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/polls/slansky/080201sh_shouts_slansky



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1. Who is Michael Palladino? <input ... >
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(a) One of two young men who interrupted a speech by Hillary Clinton by yelling, “Iron my shirt! Iron my shirt!”

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(b) The aide to Barack Obama who was shoved by Bill O’Reilly at a rally.

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(c) The adviser to Fred Thompson’s campaign who turned out to have been convicted of cocaine trafficking.

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(d) The boxer who hosted a Nevada Obama event and who had been convicted of battery.

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(e) The New York City police detective who scoffed at Rudolph Giuliani’s claim to have been “at Ground Zero as often as, if not more than, most of the workers.”

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(f) The formerly gay gospel singer who advocates “curing” homosexuality with prayer, and whose performance at Obama-sponsored concerts upset gays and liberals.

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2. What did Bill Clinton call a “fairy tale”? <input ... >
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(a) Mike Huckabee’s contention that gay marriage would lead to increased bestiality.

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(b) Obama’s claim that he has consistently opposed the Iraq war from the beginning.

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(c) Mitt Romney’s positive remarks about Hitler’s scientific achievement in creating “liquefied coal.”

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(d) Chuck Norris’s endorsement of Huckabee on the ground that he is “not afraid to stand up for a Creator.”

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(e) The report that Obama and Dick Cheney might be distant cousins, which prompted Obama to remark, “He’s the black sheep of the family.”

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(f) The suggestion by David Axelrod, Obama’s chief strategist, that Hillary Clinton bore some responsibility for the assassination of Benazir Bhutto.

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3. True or false: When the Clinton camp was mocked for its efforts to turn a kindergarten essay written by Obama into a reason not to vote for him, campaign officials claimed that the press release had been intended as “a joke.” <input ... >
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(a) True.

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(b) False.

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4. Three of these statements refer to Fred Thompson. Choose the one that refers to Mitt Romney. <input ... >
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(a) He asked an unresponsive audience, “Can I have some applause?”

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(b) He referred to Russia as the “Soviet Union,” which it stopped being seventeen years ago.

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(c) He said, “Some people have said we ought to close Guantánamo. My view is we ought to double Guantánamo.”

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(d) He avoided a question about the Terri Schiavo controversy by saying, “That’s going back in history. I don’t remember the details of it.”

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5. Wayne Dumond is to Mike Huckabee as ________ is to Mike Dukakis. <input ... >
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(a) Willie Horton

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(b) John Kerry

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(c) John Sasso

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6. Who is Marianne Pernold Young? <input ... >
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(a) The Iowa college student planted in the audience by the Clinton campaign to ask the candidate a question that she was eager to answer.

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(b) The CNN reporter whom Bill Clinton scolded by saying, “This is what you live for,” after she asked him to comment on a former supporter’s observation that the Clintons’ distortion of Obama’s record is “reprehensible.”

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(c) The New Hampshire photographer who asked Hillary Clinton the question that made her choke up.

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(d) The CBS newswoman who asked Elizabeth Kucinich, “Would you remove [your tongue stud] if you became First Lady, or leave it in?”

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(e) The owner of the landscaping company that employed illegal immigrants to mow Romney’s lawn, prompting accusations that he lives in a “sanctuary mansion.”

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7. Two of these statements refer to John McCain. Choose the one that refers to Ron Paul. <input ... >
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(a) When a supporter, referring to Hillary Clinton, asked, “How do we beat the bitch?” he replied, “That’s an excellent question.”

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(b) He said that he would “prefer” a Christian president to a Muslim one.

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(c) He voted against giving the Congressional Medal of Honor to Rosa Parks.

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8. True or false: An hour after attacking Barack Obama’s voting record on “Meet the Press,” Hillary Clinton appeared at a black church and declared herself to be “so proud” of him. <input ... >
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(a) True.

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(b) False.

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9. Who said of MoveOn.org’s “General Betray Us” ad, “It passed a line that we should not allow American political organizations to pass”—Mike Huckabee or Rudy Giuliani? <input ... >
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(a) Rudy Giuliani.

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(b) Mike Huckabee.

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10. Who, when asked about financial disclosures, said, “I’m not doing more than what is absolutely required”? <input ... >
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(a) Rudy Giuliani.

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(b) Mike Huckabee.

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11. Who asked, “Don’t Mormons believe that Jesus and the Devil are brothers?” <input ... >
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(a) Rudy Giuliani.

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(b) Mike Huckabee.

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12.Who said, “Most of our prisoners would love to be in a facility more like Guantánamo”? <input ... >
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(a) Rudy Giuliani.

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(b) Mike Huckabee.

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13. Who scoffed at the notion that sleep deprivation is torture, saying, “On that theory, I’m getting tortured running for President of the United States. That’s plain silly”? <input ... >
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(a) Rudy Giuliani.

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(b) Mike Huckabee.

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14. Who turned up on Outdoor Life’s list of the twenty-five most influential people in hunting and fishing? <input ... >
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(a) Rudy Giuliani.

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(b) Mike Huckabee.

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15. Of whom was it written that “[His] Nixonian soul comes bearing the face of a particularly cruel Renaissance cardinal”? <input ... >
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(a) Rudy Giuliani.

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(b) Mike Huckabee.

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16.Ten years ago, whose son was allegedly involved in the hanging of a dog while at Boy Scout camp? <input ... >
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(a) Rudy Giuliani.

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(b) Mike Huckabee.

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17. Who is James Clyburn? <input ... >
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(a) The Clinton campaign official who resigned after raising the issue of Obama’s youthful drug use.

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(b) The Georgia congressman who said that Obama is “no Martin Luther King.”

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(c) The Clinton adviser who said that Obama appeals to voters who want an “imaginary hip black friend.”

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(d) The South Carolina congressman who told Bill Clinton to “chill a little bit” with the race-baiting.

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(e) The Obama press secretary who took the blame for a memo cataloguing race-related verbal gaffes by the Clintons and their supporters.

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(f) The indicted Chicago slumlord to whom Obama returned more than forty thousand dollars in contributions.

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18. Who said, “Americans are looking for a change”? <input ... >
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(a) Barack Obama.

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(b) Mike Huckabee.

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(c) Mitt Romney.

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(d) John Edwards.

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19. Who said, “Our time for change has come”? <input ... >
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(a) Barack Obama.

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(b) Mike Huckabee.

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(c) Mitt Romney.

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(d) John Edwards.

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20. Who said, “I believe deeply in change”? <input ... >
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(a) Barack Obama.

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(b) John McCain.

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(c) Bill Richardson.

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(d) John Edwards.

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21. Who said, “Look, what we need is change, there’s no question”? <input ... >
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(a) Barack Obama.

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(b) John McCain.

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(c) Bill Richardson.

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(d) John Edwards.

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22. Who said, “I know that I have been an agent of change”? <input ... >
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(a) Barack Obama.

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(b) John McCain.

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(c) Hillary Clinton.

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(d) Mitt Romney.

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23. Who said, “I want to make change but I’ve already made change. I will continue to make change. . . . I embody change”? <input ... >
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(a) Barack Obama.

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(b) Mike Huckabee.

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(c) Hillary Clinton.

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(d) Mitt Romney.

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24. Who said, “Not only can I talk change with you, I’ve lived it”? <input ... >
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(a) Barack Obama.

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(b) Mike Huckabee.

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(c) Hillary Clinton.

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(d) Mitt Romney.

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25. Who said, “We don’t mention September 11th nearly as much as people think”? <input ... >
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(a) Barack Obama.

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(b) Mike Huckabee.

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(c) John McCain.

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(d) Rudy Giuliani.

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