http://www.newyorker.com/talk/2007/12/10/071210ta_talk_mcnichol
by Tom McNichol December 10, 2007
:-) No new attacks reported today.
:-( New attack reported today.
=|:-)= This e-mail is being monitored by Uncle Sam for your protection.
:-x I’d rather not say in an e-mail that’s being monitored for
my protection.
:-w Our current leader speaks with forked tongue.
*:o) Our current leader is a bozo.
/:-=( Our current leader in some ways resembles Adolf Hitler,
at least in his disregard for civil liberties during wartime.
:-o Uh-oh, what was that?
:-@ I hear screaming.
B) Now donning protective goggles.
.-) Good Sammy Davis, Jr., movie on tonight.
<|-) Yes, the current conflict resembles Vietnam.
+<:-) Pope to make appeal for peace.
(:3 No, I am the Walrus.
:(=) Interesting Jimmy Carter piece in today’s Times.
[:-) I’m listening to my iPod.
3:-o Bovine encephalitis attack!
:-)8 Latest George Will column still doesn’t get it.
@:-[-- New Osama bin Laden message released.
8-/ Local chemical attack causing blindness.
:-# Kiss your ass goodbye.