Methodist minister in Lakeside, Ohio
Date: Thu, 24 Aug 2006 14:12:23 +0300
From: Julie Bouhabib
These bumper stickers were compiled by Jerry Paull, a former
Methodist minister in Lakeside, Ohio, who writes:
"The following actual bumper stickers are now on cars.
I didn't write any of them. I'm only the messenger.
If they make you laugh, good. If they make you cry, good."
*AT LEAST IN VIETNAM, BUSH HAD AN EXIT STRATEGY
*BLIND FAITH IN BAD LEADERSHIP IS NOT PATRIOTISM
*IF YOU'RE NOT OUTRAGED, YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
*IF YOU SUPPORTED BUSH, A YELLOW RIBBON WON'T MAKE UP FOR IT
*POVERTY, HEALTHCARE & HOMELESSNESS ARE MORAL ISSUES
*OF COURSE IT HURTS. YOU'RE GETTING SCREWED BY AN ELEPHANT
*BUSH LIED, AND YOU KNOW IT
*RELIGIOUS FUNDAMENTALISM: A THREAT ABROAD, A THREAT AT HOME
*GOD BLESS EVERYONE (No exceptions)
*BUSH SPENT YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY ON HIS WAR
*PRO AMERICA, ANTI BUSH
*WHO WOULD JESUS BOMB?
*IF YOU SUPPORT BUSH'S WAR, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? SHUT UP AND SHIP OUT
*FEEL SAFER NOW?
*I'D RATHER HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO SCREWED HIS INTERN THAN ONE WHO SCREWED
HIS COUNTRY
*JESUS WAS A SOCIAL ACTIVIST - THAT IS A LIBERAL
*MY VALUES? FREE SPEECH. EQUALITY. LIBERTY. EDUCATION. TOLERANCE
*IS IT 2008 YET?
*DISSENT IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF PATRIOTISM -- Thomas Jefferson
*DON'T BLAME ME. I VOTED AGAINST BUSH -- TWICE!
*ANNOY A CONSERVATIVE; THINK FOR YOURSELF
*VISUALIZE IMPEACHMENT
*HEY BUSH! WHERE'S BIN LADEN?
*CORPORATE MEDIA = MASS MIND CONTROL
*STOP MAD COWBOY DISEASE
*GEORGE W. BUSH: MAKING TERRORISTS FASTER THAN HE CAN KILL THEM
*KEEP YOUR THEOCRACY OFF MY DEMOCRACY
*DEMOCRATS ARE SEXY. WHOEVER HEARD OF A GOOD PIECE OF ELEPHANT?
*ASPIRING CANADIAN
*CORPORATE MEDIA: WEAPONS OF MASS DECEPTION
*DON'T CONFUSE DYING FOR OIL WITH FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
*STEM CELL RESEARCH IS PRO LIFE
*HATE, GREED, IGNORANCE: WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION
*HONOR OUR TROOPS - DEMAND THE TRUTH
*REBUILD IRAQ? WHY NOT SPEND 87 BILLION ON AMERICA?
*FACT: BUSH OIL
1999 - $19 BARREL
2006 - $70 BARREL
*THE LAST TIME RELIGION CONTROLLED POLITICS, PEOPLE GOT BURNED AT THE STAKE
*I'LL GIVE UP MY CHOICE WHEN JOHN ROBERTS GETS PREGNANT
*SUPPORT OUR TROOPS - IMPEACH BUSH
*HOW ON EARTH CAN 59,411,287 PEOPLE BE SO DUMB?
